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Jun. 26th, 2009 01:19 pmNew post in the Kayleigh-Anne Boyd saga is live!
It’s music, Jim, but not as we know it: Z-list celebrity singles
It's the one where she becomes a pop star and meets her potential footballing love!
"I have giant round shiny new boobs. Look so totally gawguss. I need to go shopping now for some classy outfits to show off my vast and deep cleavage. This morning I lost half a piece of toast down there and spent, like, 30 minutes trying to get it out.
I heart Angus right now, he is doing everything right for me, he only wants the best. Yesterday he says to me, Kayleigh-Anne Boyd — now is the time for your single....."
It’s music, Jim, but not as we know it: Z-list celebrity singles
It's the one where she becomes a pop star and meets her potential footballing love!
"I have giant round shiny new boobs. Look so totally gawguss. I need to go shopping now for some classy outfits to show off my vast and deep cleavage. This morning I lost half a piece of toast down there and spent, like, 30 minutes trying to get it out.
I heart Angus right now, he is doing everything right for me, he only wants the best. Yesterday he says to me, Kayleigh-Anne Boyd — now is the time for your single....."
