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We posted more stuff this week! On a roll:

New Ryanair policy: “We hate you, and we hope you die in a plane crash”

Who has the squarest, fakest boobs in Hollywood?

Zimbabwe does DIY with currency

Plus other link salady type goodies! Especially one of the most hilarious infomercials I have seen in a loong time: "If you can sit, you can get fit! The Hawaii chaiiir."

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New blog post from Geoff:

New Ryanair policy: “We hate you, and we hope you die in a plane crash”

"Imagine, if you will, a family wedding. In amongst all of the guests, the mothers and grandfathers and children and friends, you always have that one person who has to be invited but whom no one else can stand. The greasy, sleazy cousin who farts through the service, uses his fingers to eat the chicken, gets drunk, starts a fight with the best man, and ends up drooling over the boss-eyed bridesmaid who can’t handle her champagne.

Know who I mean? Good. Now imagine this man’s less appealing little half-brother, who is on his way to collecting ASBOs in every major borough of London. You are now picturing a man who has at least twice the charm of Michael O’Leary, patron saint of shit airlines."

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Also, here is a fantastic review of the latest Transformers movie:

Michael Bay finally made an art movie

I haven't seen the movie but still enjoyed this review. It's just hilarious.

"Critical consensus on Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen is overwhelmingly negative. But the critics are wrong. Michael Bay used a squillion dollars and a hundred supercomputers' worth of CG for a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot...

Since the days of Un Chien Andalou and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, filmmakers have reached beyond meaning. But with this summer's biggest, loudest movie, Michael Bay takes us all the way inside Caligari's cabinet. And once you enter, you can never emerge again. I saw this movie two days ago, and I'm still living inside it. Things are exploding wherever I look, household appliances are trying to kill me, and bizarre racial stereotypes are shouting at me."
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New post in the Kayleigh-Anne Boyd saga is live!

It’s music, Jim, but not as we know it: Z-list celebrity singles

It's the one where she becomes a pop star and meets her potential footballing love!

"I have giant round shiny new boobs. Look so totally gawguss. I need to go shopping now for some classy outfits to show off my vast and deep cleavage. This morning I lost half a piece of toast down there and spent, like, 30 minutes trying to get it out.

I heart Angus right now, he is doing everything right for me, he only wants the best. Yesterday he says to me, Kayleigh-Anne Boyd — now is the time for your single....."

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DK published his post about Lady Gaga to Teh Blog today:

It's called "Just Die"...

I also found something "happy" to write about. Dogs that eat mail! I've found a bunch of great YouTube clips.

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Our tasty blog fest has launched! Finally the URL redirected. You can check it out here:

I am currently writing the next Kayleigh-Anne Boyd saga (Z-list celebrity releases pop single!) and DK is writing a fab scathing attack on Lady Gaga...

It's lots of fun.

I wonder if we come across a bit too... bitter...

Will have to think of "I Love This!" topic to write about next!

May 2014

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