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New post in the Kayleigh-Anne Boyd saga is live!

It’s music, Jim, but not as we know it: Z-list celebrity singles

It's the one where she becomes a pop star and meets her potential footballing love!

"I have giant round shiny new boobs. Look so totally gawguss. I need to go shopping now for some classy outfits to show off my vast and deep cleavage. This morning I lost half a piece of toast down there and spent, like, 30 minutes trying to get it out.

I heart Angus right now, he is doing everything right for me, he only wants the best. Yesterday he says to me, Kayleigh-Anne Boyd — now is the time for your single....."

May 2014

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